why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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