dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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