is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
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