dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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