We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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