why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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