I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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