Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
Will exercising make me less horny?
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