C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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