Reggie can tackle my bush.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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