I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
This is my gift to your gina
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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