Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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