Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
Randomize
