whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
Randomize
