I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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