mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
