Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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