***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
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