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I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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