I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
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