Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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