is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
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