Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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