Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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