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what?
penguin condom
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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