I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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