mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
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