I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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