Bisexual people are plain selfish.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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