Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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