I'd wear matching sweaters with you
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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