fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
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