He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
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