She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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