Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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