hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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