I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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