am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
and i looked up. we had an audience...
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
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