You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
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