I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
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