The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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