You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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