...so i touched it.
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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