i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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