Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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