doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
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