is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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