he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
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