do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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