But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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